Yes, we know. It was unexpected and improbable and unlikely that either of us would ever be thee-wed in any way, shape, or form in the next million years, but here it is... The documentation of our final days as fiancées. Our official courtship countdown.
This is my dream dress!! Bitch. Just because you are getting married first doesn't mean you can steal all my good ideas. Bitch.
If you have a kid first, you better not name her Fanny or him Terence because those are my favorite baby names. They are actually not my favorite names at all. I don't trust you so you will be kept in the dark on the name question until they are pushed out of my vagina. HAha.
Amy...your dress is soooo pooofffy. I once had a crocheted cover for my extra toilet paper roll that looked quite similar! You will certainly STAND OUT in that one....in fact i don't see how you will be able to sit.
Seriously...I'm so very happy for you both. No matter what the destination...we will all be there! Just please don't decide on Madagascar!
I already tried to post this once, so my apologies if you already read this and deleted it in horror, but I just had to tell you that I wiped away a tear of feminist joy at your decision to walk down the aisle dressed as the world's biggest (and most ornate) o.b. tampon.
Either that, or I wiped away a tear of feminist despair at your decision to walk down the aisle dressed as the world's fluffiest phallus.
I also cried a few tears of hilarity at your description of the dog poo and Mormon kids. Gosh, you are such a romantic!
Of course, the important part is that the Decoux/Greenbergs are sooooo happy for you, and we are sending you our joy and good wishes from across the continent. Enjoy this happy time. We love you.
LOL. You guys are SO FUNNY. I knew that would get a few laughs out of that one... In reality, Sarah DeCoux has agreed to take a stab at making my wedding dress!
This was the first idea I sent over, but she thought it was too revealing, so she'll be fine tuning the design. The final product will be a little less formal/phallic/feminist...
Yoko saided Phallic?? Hmmmm, Looks more like a "Conehead" wedding to me!! Actually, I like the Barbie doll approach, except with out those Headlights....aaah, I'm blinded!!! Dress #1 looks like you're playing Bonnie and Billy should be dressed as "Clyde".....get it gangsta?!!! Congrats to the two of you!! Does this mean Billy will come down to see the craziness at Mnhttn Bch???
Hmm... Manhattan Beach may be on one very distant horizon for Billy. THAT would be a great venue. Saw I do amongst the tranny nuns and oompa loompas and gorilla butts of the so cal beach volleyball scene. Nice one, Naoto! The Kettle could cater! Oatmeal and chicken apple sausage for everyone. Hmmm again...
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Amy,
This is my dream dress!! Bitch.
Just because you are getting married first doesn't mean you can steal all my good ideas. Bitch.
If you have a kid first, you better not name her Fanny or him Terence because those are my favorite baby names.
They are actually not my favorite names at all. I don't trust you so you will be kept in the dark on the name question until they are pushed out of my vagina. HAha.
Your loving sister,
Chrissy
LOL. You can bet your bottom dollar that I will NEVER. EVER. Call any of MY BABIES by either of THOSE SORRY EXCUSES FOR NAMES.
Fanny. Pssshaw!
-amy
Amy...your dress is soooo pooofffy. I once had a crocheted cover for my extra toilet paper roll that looked quite similar! You will certainly STAND OUT in that one....in fact i don't see how you will be able to sit.
Seriously...I'm so very happy for you both. No matter what the destination...we will all be there! Just please don't decide on Madagascar!
Love...Marilyn
Amy,
I already tried to post this once, so my apologies if you already read this and deleted it in horror, but I just had to tell you that I wiped away a tear of feminist joy at your decision to walk down the aisle dressed as the world's biggest (and most ornate) o.b. tampon.
Either that, or I wiped away a tear of feminist despair at your decision to walk down the aisle dressed as the world's fluffiest phallus.
I also cried a few tears of hilarity at your description of the dog poo and Mormon kids. Gosh, you are such a romantic!
Of course, the important part is that the Decoux/Greenbergs are sooooo happy for you, and we are sending you our joy and good wishes from across the continent. Enjoy this happy time. We love you.
Jessica, Paul, Lorelei and Helena
LOL. You guys are SO FUNNY. I knew that would get a few laughs out of that one... In reality, Sarah DeCoux has agreed to take a stab at making my wedding dress!
This was the first idea I sent over, but she thought it was too revealing, so she'll be fine tuning the design. The final product will be a little less formal/phallic/feminist...
That looks vaguely phallic!
Uncle Naoto says,
Yoko saided Phallic?? Hmmmm, Looks more like a "Conehead" wedding to me!! Actually, I like the Barbie doll approach, except with out those Headlights....aaah, I'm blinded!!!
Dress #1 looks like you're playing Bonnie and Billy should be dressed as "Clyde".....get it gangsta?!!! Congrats to the two of you!! Does this mean Billy will come down to see the craziness at Mnhttn Bch???
Hmm... Manhattan Beach may be on one very distant horizon for Billy. THAT would be a great venue. Saw I do amongst the tranny nuns and oompa loompas and gorilla butts of the so cal beach volleyball scene. Nice one, Naoto! The Kettle could cater! Oatmeal and chicken apple sausage for everyone. Hmmm again...
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